Kosmokrats Now Has 100% More Bill Nighy

I know I can’t just write “It’s Bill Nighy, what more do you want?” but I want you to know that I want to write that, and honestly, that should be enough for you. However, just in case that’s not enough for you, let’s talk about Kosmokrats, which is out November 5th. Kosmokrats is the People’s zero-gravity utopia building adventure game… apparently. Basically, you get to go to space and build a new society, and you get to make decisions that will impact what kind of a society it will actually be.

You’ll not be using modern tech though, oh no. Instead, you’ll be stuck using the cutting edge drone tech of the 1960s to assemble the spaceships and space station while they’re in orbit. If you’re not careful though, you could end up killing off your poor citizens. I’m assuming that’s generally considered a bad thing, so do try and look after the little people while you’re in charge.

Ultimately though, while the gameplay may be good, and it may be funny, the most important thing is the silky smooth voice of Bill Nighy. I mean, assuming he’s not doing the whole Davy Jones thing he did when he got temporarily transformed into an octopus for that film about pirates set in the Caribbean. If he’s doing that voice, then maybe this isn’t a good game after all and we should all avoid it. The trailer makes it seem like it’s a nice voice though, so hopefully, that means we’ll all be okay.