Chicken Police Could Be The Next Great Noir Game

I talked about how we should probably give cats complete control over our politics a while ago. Well, I’m back with a different animal and an entirely different job now. This time I want to talk to you about why we should replace all of our police with chickens. You need a name for that though, something snappy, short, and to the point. It needs to explain the idea succinctly without sounding absurd. You could call it, oh I don’t know, Chicken Police.

I’m just gonna put the blurb here for the story, because I love it. “Sonny Featherland and Marty MacChicken were once a legendary detective-duo, the Chicken Police. But that was almost a decade ago, and time had passed them by… Now, Sonny is just a semi-alcoholic wreck of a bird on his paid leave, while Marty still hides behind the facade of a star-detective. During their last case, they nearly killed each other, and they haven’t spoken ever since…”

The story kicks off with the two being forced to work together on a brand-new case. Will they be able to solve this case or will old age and a lack of practice have made them both weak? I don’t know for certain, but I’m assuming we can find out when the game launches on November 5th. Honestly, it’s completely absurd, but we need to enjoy the absurd at the moment because it’s a good distraction. Lord knows we need more good distractions in our lives this year.